im-so-confused-about-everything

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

How do you even qualify for that job?

Rise of the Empire Mix
Caesar - MR. Brightside / The Killers Augustus - Magic / B.O.B feat. Rivers Cuanco Tiberius - I See Fire / Ed Sheran Caligula - Are You Gonna Be My Girl / Jet Claudius - Demons / Nightcore Nero - A Little Party Never Killed Nobody / Fergie  Galba - All About That Bass / Meghan Trainor Otho - High Society / Betty Who Vitellius - Pompeii / Bastille Vespasian - Young Volcanoes / Fall Out Boy Titus - When I Grow Up / Mayday Parade Domitian - Classic / MKTO Nerva - Empire State of Mind / Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys Trajan - I Was Here / Beyoncé  Hadrian - I Kissed A Boy / Cobra Starship
Listen: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRX64gHYhrbdmrY5Bkt_rRMuLKso9CDHE

Rise of the Empire Mix

Caesar - MR. Brightside / The Killers
Augustus - Magic / B.O.B feat. Rivers Cuanco
Tiberius - I See Fire / Ed Sheran
Caligula - Are You Gonna Be My Girl / Jet
Claudius - Demons / Nightcore
Nero - A Little Party Never Killed Nobody / Fergie
Galba - All About That Bass / Meghan Trainor
Otho - High Society / Betty Who
Vitellius - Pompeii / Bastille
Vespasian - Young Volcanoes / Fall Out Boy
Titus - When I Grow Up / Mayday Parade
Domitian - Classic / MKTO
Nerva - Empire State of Mind / Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys
Trajan - I Was Here / Beyoncé
Hadrian - I Kissed A Boy / Cobra Starship

Listen: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRX64gHYhrbdmrY5Bkt_rRMuLKso9CDHE

toomuchjhutch

magnifysuccess:

sometimes i wonder what i would think of my body if it wasn’t my own? like if someone else had my body and i was looking at it from an outside perspective? i think two things would happen… for one, i would have much nicer thoughts about it. and two, i actually just wouldn’t really care about it? because i don’t notice anyone else’s body in the way that i scrutinize my own. i wish i was better at remembering that. absolutely no one is as critical of me as i am of myself

prttyplz

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

halleluyall

ask-gallows-callibrator:

homosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT MAKES NO SOUND 
REMEMBER, WHEN DISNEY CHARACTERS BURST OUT INTO SONG THEY DONT HEAR THE MUSIC, JUST THEM AND WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THEM 
AND THIS REALLY PUTS INTO PERSPECTIVE JUST HOW 
fucking weird these assholes are i mean like seriously what the fuck 

The version in which you reach a whole new appreciation for Idina’s voice

maes-hughes
tooshas:

A playlist of Disney songs that didn’t make the final cut.

you can count on me aladdin // i cant believe my heart hercules // beyond the laughing sky alice in wonderland // human again beauty and the beast // call me a princess aladdin // i’m odd alice in wonderland // dancing on a cloud cinderella // proud of your boy aladdin // riddle diddle sleeping beauty // if i never knew you pocahontas // in a place of miracles hunchback of notre dame // keep em guessing mulan // to be king lion king // reflection (extended) mulan // one dance the little mermaid // dancing to the wedding drum pocahontas // never smile at a crocodile peter pan // music in your soup snow white // someday hunchback of notre dame // work song cinderella // i knew i belonged to her the jungle book // why me aladdin

LISTEN

tooshas:

A playlist of Disney songs that didn’t make the final cut.

you can count on me aladdin // i cant believe my heart hercules // beyond the laughing sky alice in wonderland // human again beauty and the beast // call me a princess aladdin // i’m odd alice in wonderland // dancing on a cloud cinderella // proud of your boy aladdin // riddle diddle sleeping beauty // if i never knew you pocahontas // in a place of miracles hunchback of notre dame // keep em guessing mulan // to be king lion king // reflection (extended) mulan // one dance the little mermaid // dancing to the wedding drum pocahontas // never smile at a crocodile peter pan // music in your soup snow white // someday hunchback of notre dame // work song cinderella // i knew i belonged to her the jungle book // why me aladdin

LISTEN

Athena Battle Mix [formerly Boss Ass Bitch Mix]
Salute - Little Mix > Crazy Kids - Kesha > Fancy - Iggy Azalea feat. Charli XCX > Warrior - Havana Brown > Problem - Ariana Grande feat. Iggy Azalea > Timber [solo version] - Kesha > Move - Little Mix > Fighter - Christina Aguilera > Roar - Katy Perry > What Doesn’t Kill You - Kelly Clarkson > Raise Your Glass - Pink > Warrior - Kesha > How To Be A Heartbreaker - Marina & The Diamonds > Chandelier - Sia > Dark Horse - Katy Perry > Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj
Listen: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRX64gHYhrbcWBN4zVo8NiXjbrlbiKfw7

Athena Battle Mix [formerly Boss Ass Bitch Mix]

Salute - Little Mix > Crazy Kids - Kesha > Fancy - Iggy Azalea feat. Charli XCX > Warrior - Havana Brown > Problem - Ariana Grande feat. Iggy Azalea > Timber [solo version] - Kesha > Move - Little Mix > Fighter - Christina Aguilera > Roar - Katy Perry > What Doesn’t Kill You - Kelly Clarkson > Raise Your Glass - Pink > Warrior - Kesha > How To Be A Heartbreaker - Marina & The Diamonds > Chandelier - Sia > Dark Horse - Katy Perry > Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj

Listen: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRX64gHYhrbcWBN4zVo8NiXjbrlbiKfw7